What Is The Gayest Article Of Clothing You Own?

Publish date: 2024-04-19

Caftans don't count.

For my part, in combination with my love of Star Trek, I own a tank top with an illustration of Whoopi Goldberg as Guinan, which says "Picard, you in danger girl!"

by Anonymousreply 96December 1, 2022 7:45 PM

[quote] How big is your peen OP?

I'm a Grindr 10 and a real-life 8.

by Anonymousreply 3November 25, 2022 10:23 PM

I own a DEADPOOL Men's Underoos T shirt and briefs set and pair of FUCK ME socks.

The full outfit has only made its appearance a couple of times and it was appreciated as intended.

by Anonymousreply 4November 25, 2022 10:26 PM

Lesbian plaids, about four in different checks & colours.

But I don't really like them or look good in them, they're just old/second hand and I have anxiety about buying new clothes.

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by Anonymousreply 6November 25, 2022 10:29 PM

Friend sent me a black T-Shirt with a picture of Paul Lynde on it. Oh, Sammy!

by Anonymousreply 7November 25, 2022 10:38 PM

I own a lot of Lilly Pulitzer and several pairs of Stubbs and Wooten.

by Anonymousreply 8November 25, 2022 10:45 PM

A Pendleton wool striped jacket, waist-lemgth, from the early 60s.

by Anonymousreply 9November 25, 2022 10:49 PM

Sparkly rainbow short shorts

by Anonymousreply 11November 25, 2022 10:50 PM

My wife beater with white boa feathers trailing from the shoulders down the back. My swimwear that consists solely of a neon colored vinyl coil that fits about the shaft of my cock. My silver heels with rhinestone set puffy balls on the top. I set the ensemble off with my vintage cloche hat and a Hitler mustache. For special occasions, I guess it’s my untuckit and ballroom trousers from Duluth Trading.

by Anonymousreply 12November 25, 2022 10:57 PM

Suede jacket with beaver trim cuffs & collar.

by Anonymousreply 13November 25, 2022 11:07 PM

Not me but my Husband has a shirt that says; don't argue with your Wife, dicker. He got it at some flea market. He hasn't worn it since the 90's.

by Anonymousreply 16November 26, 2022 12:04 AM

[quote] I own a tank top with an illustration of Whoopi Goldberg as Guinan, which says "Picard, you in danger girl!"

Can you provide a link to this?

by Anonymousreply 17November 26, 2022 12:08 AM

I used to own some opera slippers with grosgrain ribbon.

by Anonymousreply 18November 26, 2022 12:17 AM

I have a coffee cup that says,

"Be a Man, Girl!"

by Anonymousreply 19November 26, 2022 12:18 AM

The beautiful jeweled butt plug that my Daddy gave me...

by Anonymousreply 20November 26, 2022 12:20 AM

[quote]Can you provide a link to this?

For research purposes only.

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by Anonymousreply 21November 26, 2022 12:42 AM

[quote]I have a coffee cup that says,

[quote]"Be a Man, Girl!"

I have one with caricatures of Blanche and Rose dressed as nuns which say "We're Collecting Lingerie for Needy, Sexy People"

by Anonymousreply 23November 26, 2022 12:45 AM

R10 I like how they scribbled out the nipple, not!

by Anonymousreply 25November 26, 2022 1:05 AM

My jockstrap, because you know.

by Anonymousreply 26November 26, 2022 1:05 AM

My straight sister begs me to wear something other than hiking boots or bovver boots out of the house. Haven't worn a heel or a femme shoe since highschool (because that was the uniform for girls).

Actually I don't have anything against femme footwear and wouldn't actually mind wearing some, just that I feel so awkward in them and also don't really have nice pretty feminine clothes to pair with. So.

by Anonymousreply 27November 27, 2022 1:44 AM

Shoes - I’m living through fashion repeats and I know what to buy this time around.

by Anonymousreply 29November 27, 2022 1:52 AM

My “Dorothy in the streets, Blanche in the sheets” T-shirt.

by Anonymousreply 30November 27, 2022 1:52 AM

R27, do you also wear flannel or fleece?

by Anonymousreply 32November 27, 2022 2:00 AM

I'll be wearing this for Christmas

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by Anonymousreply 33November 27, 2022 2:04 AM

R32 not all the time but often enough to be the lesbian cliche, yeah. I am shamefaced.

by Anonymousreply 34November 27, 2022 2:04 AM

Green python skin Gucci horsebit loafers. Not quite caftan-gay, but close.

by Anonymousreply 35November 27, 2022 2:10 AM

No reason to be ashamed, R34. Go full out and get a cane!

by Anonymousreply 36November 27, 2022 2:11 AM

I have red velvet Prada slippers that I got during the papacy of His Holiness Benedict XVI, now Pope Emeritus.

by Anonymousreply 37November 27, 2022 2:12 AM

I used to wear string tanks like these at the gym. I didn't mind showing off my chest. I knew the straight guys weren't interested, they wore similar tanks as well. But you knew a gay man when he entered the gym. His eyes were experiencing nipple-mania.

I enjoyed it while it lasted, about twenty years ago....

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by Anonymousreply 38November 27, 2022 2:12 AM

A shirt that says Trump Can Grab My Mussy

by Anonymousreply 40November 27, 2022 2:14 AM

I meant to post this picture in r28. I consider the one attached to that post an unintended bonus.

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by Anonymousreply 41November 27, 2022 2:15 AM

According to Datalounge, this, since pink shirts are allegedly gay.

Here I'd spent the past three decades thinking they were preppy.

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by Anonymousreply 42November 27, 2022 2:16 AM

R42 they are preppy first and foremost, I believe.

Iirc in the Gossip Girl light novels, at least a couple of the wealthy male lead characters tended to wear button-ups and dress shirts in colours like lilac and pink, especially Chuck Bass. They see it as refined.

by Anonymousreply 43November 27, 2022 2:20 AM

A wide array of fashionable scarves.

by Anonymousreply 46November 27, 2022 2:37 AM

[quote]My “Dorothy in the streets, Blanche in the sheets” T-shirt.

I also have one of those.

by Anonymousreply 47November 27, 2022 2:39 AM

So VoTN, you’re a big Golden Girls fan? I didn’t picture that all these years.

by Anonymousreply 48November 27, 2022 2:40 AM

Oh, come one, I'd have to handle over my DL membership if I didn't like the Golden Girls.

Hell, there's a GG pop up restaurant that's about to open, and they have Genurkenflurgen on the menu. I'm absolutely going to that.

by Anonymousreply 49November 27, 2022 2:45 AM

OMG, they even have Edgar Allen Poe-tatoes on the menu.

Which one of you bitches is behind this?

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by Anonymousreply 50November 27, 2022 2:47 AM

My Turbo Monster Dildo has a big blonde pony tail festooning perkily from the display end.

That counts as clothing, doesn't it?

by Anonymousreply 51November 27, 2022 2:55 AM

There’s also a relaxed-fit, Golden Girls howling at the mystical moon T-shirt that’s ideal for lesbians:

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by Anonymousreply 52November 27, 2022 4:25 AM

Back in the 80s, I wore a pink shirt with dark green or black pants, R42. Also a purple shirt with tan khakis. I still wear the combinations. I like how the colors contrast with each other.

by Anonymousreply 55November 27, 2022 9:15 AM

I wear a guaze-y shirt to the clubs sometimes. I work out and you can see the results underneath it. Showing nipple is not a problem for me.

by Anonymousreply 56November 27, 2022 9:18 AM

This look drives me wild.

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by Anonymousreply 57November 27, 2022 9:21 AM

A double breasted Anderson & Sheppard bespoke suit that doesn't fit. I bought Savile Row suits (as well as some bespoke Austrian and Italian suits) when I was flush with cash in the early oughts and still had a great body. I gave away most in 2015 as my body finally aged. I don't have the lifestyle. I kept this one for nostalgia. I'm 2023 I'm doing another dump - getting rid of as many nostalgia items as I can bear.

by Anonymousreply 58November 27, 2022 10:30 AM

A sweater my mother knitted for me.

by Anonymousreply 59November 27, 2022 10:34 AM

More Waldorf than gay (I want to see the Venn diagram on that.): botanical dyed silk scarf, hand felted slippers, lots of knitwear in vegetable dyed wool, that I dyed myself.

by Anonymousreply 61November 27, 2022 12:42 PM

Cha Cha heels, black ones.

by Anonymousreply 62November 27, 2022 1:30 PM

I love that there are people like R43 on Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 63November 27, 2022 1:47 PM

Thank you, R43 at R63. Love is everything, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 64November 27, 2022 2:21 PM

The articles of clothing weren’t born gay…it’s their surroundings (place and time) that make them gay.

I have many articles of clothing I save for vacations.

I would say my red Tods loafers confuse straight people so I only wear them at resorts where they rarely attract a second glance.

The use of pink in anything other than an Oxford cloth shirt has a similar effect. If I wear a pink polo in my neighborhood I get close to a “I will bash you” vibe so I save the pink and lilac polos for limited use.

My first week at college decades ago someone from the jock table (in the dining hall) called me over and said “Are those black socks? (I was wearing thick black socks with keds.) “You either wear white socks or no socks. Unless you’re a faggot.”

No one in my (New York) high school had given a shit about black socks. In fact, in high school, I had pushed the envelope pretty far in terms of sartorial choices. College (Connecticut) was a step back.

by Anonymousreply 65November 27, 2022 3:02 PM

My bright yellow pants.

My bright pink pants.

My Pirate Shirt from International Male.

by Anonymousreply 66November 27, 2022 3:08 PM

[quote] botanical dyed silk scarf, hand felted slippers, lots of knitwear in vegetable dyed wool, that I dyed myself.

Kaspar-Hauser are you a lesbian drama teacher?

by Anonymousreply 67November 27, 2022 3:35 PM

I want to sit next to R66 (if there is room).

by Anonymousreply 68November 27, 2022 4:51 PM

These in black which I only wear on special occasions.

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by Anonymousreply 69November 27, 2022 4:58 PM

A tank top with a flamingo waving a rainbow flag.

by Anonymousreply 70November 27, 2022 5:07 PM

R69 maybe this is wrong so forgive my ignorance (am not a danseur), but; isn’t pointe only really able to be done properly by females, because of the centre of gravity and bone density/muscle mass?

by Anonymousreply 71November 27, 2022 5:14 PM

R68

I'm not sure what you mean by 'if there is room', but I AM very thin so there is room. In that manner.

Come sit...

by Anonymousreply 72November 27, 2022 5:18 PM

[quote] “You either wear white socks or no socks. Unless you’re a faggot.”

Also: man with an earring in his left ear is straight; right ear, gay.

by Anonymousreply 73November 27, 2022 5:22 PM

I have jock straps and mesh boxer briefs.

by Anonymousreply 74November 27, 2022 5:26 PM

So many questions R65

* What corner of Darkest Flyoverstan do you live in that people think wearing a pink or lavender polo shirt is akin to wearing an "Gay Groomer" t-shirt?

* What year was the black socks thing? I grew up in NYC -- graduated HS in 03 and no one thought about socks - I guess the Seinfeld white sneaker thing was over so everyone wore black socks and black or brightly colored sneakers. White socks would have been odd unless you were playing tennis. Still, I'd never heard that was a thing or that going sockless was a sexual preference indicator either.

Are these state schools/commuter schools?

by Anonymousreply 75November 27, 2022 6:07 PM

No homo white socks were definitely a thing among West Coast 90s teens.

by Anonymousreply 76November 27, 2022 10:46 PM

r71 Most point is done by women, but some classical roles have men on pointe. Ballet Trocadero is a world class professional company where only men do all the roles, both male and female roles. They are amazing and funny.

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by Anonymousreply 78November 28, 2022 1:47 AM

Pastel argyle long-sleeved sweater with matching socks.

by Anonymousreply 79November 28, 2022 2:19 AM

I guess everything since it's all men's wear and I'm not a man?

I have nothing against women's wear, I just feel super exposed in them and I like to be very much so covered. I like to walk around like I'm in a giant hug all day.

by Anonymousreply 80November 28, 2022 2:32 AM

I have scarves and pieces of antique costume jewelry, but these are probably the gayest. I ordered them in silver, for an upcoming Valentine's Day look based on Oz's own Tin Man.

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by Anonymousreply 82November 28, 2022 2:52 AM

Decades ago, I purchased a really puffy and oversized sweatshirt that had 101 Dalmatians all over it. Hideous. Bought it at Sears.

by Anonymousreply 83November 28, 2022 3:04 AM

Native West Virginian at R82, do you have a heart?

by Anonymousreply 84November 28, 2022 4:25 AM

On socials my Zillennial sister is showing off these gothic stacked BDSMesque platform boots she got for Xmas from her bf, and my Mom asked me if there was anything she needed to tell us🙄

Mother *I’m* the goldstar of this family. Sis has been happily riding Arab dick for the last five years. Straight people too often conflate kink with homosexuality.

by Anonymousreply 85December 1, 2022 2:20 PM

My pearl necklace, inherited from my grandmother.

Looks lovely hanging over a shirt and tie.

by Anonymousreply 86December 1, 2022 2:34 PM

I have a T shirt that says Glenn Close and another that says Sigourney Weaver. Now I just need one that says Julianne Moore … seriously.

by Anonymousreply 87December 1, 2022 2:53 PM

[quote]Caftans don't count.

BITCH

by Anonymousreply 88December 1, 2022 2:56 PM

A tank top with Bugs Bunny dressed as an opera diva on top of a huge white horse with the caption "OPULENCE"

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by Anonymousreply 89December 1, 2022 4:07 PM

Dataloungers will be pleased to know that r82's pants go up to size 2X!

by Anonymousreply 90December 1, 2022 4:08 PM

I inherited a hand-painted denim jacket with a huge portrait of Elizabeth Taylor on the back, and smaller portraits of all her husbands down both sleeves of the jacket. Burton on twice, first is not bad looking, the second quite haggard.

by Anonymousreply 91December 1, 2022 4:13 PM

A never worn "Priscilla Queen Of The Desert" 1994 movie T Shirt

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by Anonymousreply 92December 1, 2022 4:36 PM

None look gay, because I'm black.

But put a white dude in any of it....

Gurl!

by Anonymousreply 93December 1, 2022 4:54 PM

I got this advertised on Facebook today and bought it immediately.

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by Anonymousreply 95December 1, 2022 6:28 PM

[quote] "Dataloungers will be pleased to know that [R82]'s pants go up to size 2X!"

Ha! They do, R90. Mine have a slim 30 inch waist. And because I'm a shorty...an inseam to match. I had to lose thirty-five pounds to get back down to that 30 inches, so I can't wait to wear them.

by Anonymousreply 96December 1, 2022 7:45 PM

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