What Is The Gayest Article Of Clothing You Own?
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Caftans don't count.
For my part, in combination with my love of Star Trek, I own a tank top with an illustration of Whoopi Goldberg as Guinan, which says "Picard, you in danger girl!"
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 1, 2022 7:45 PM |
[quote] How big is your peen OP?
I'm a Grindr 10 and a real-life 8.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 25, 2022 10:23 PM |
I own a DEADPOOL Men's Underoos T shirt and briefs set and pair of FUCK ME socks.
The full outfit has only made its appearance a couple of times and it was appreciated as intended.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 25, 2022 10:26 PM |
Lesbian plaids, about four in different checks & colours.
But I don't really like them or look good in them, they're just old/second hand and I have anxiety about buying new clothes.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 6 | November 25, 2022 10:29 PM |
Friend sent me a black T-Shirt with a picture of Paul Lynde on it. Oh, Sammy!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 25, 2022 10:38 PM |
I own a lot of Lilly Pulitzer and several pairs of Stubbs and Wooten.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 25, 2022 10:45 PM |
A Pendleton wool striped jacket, waist-lemgth, from the early 60s.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 25, 2022 10:49 PM |
Sparkly rainbow short shorts
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 25, 2022 10:50 PM |
My wife beater with white boa feathers trailing from the shoulders down the back. My swimwear that consists solely of a neon colored vinyl coil that fits about the shaft of my cock. My silver heels with rhinestone set puffy balls on the top. I set the ensemble off with my vintage cloche hat and a Hitler mustache. For special occasions, I guess it’s my untuckit and ballroom trousers from Duluth Trading.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 25, 2022 10:57 PM |
Suede jacket with beaver trim cuffs & collar.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 25, 2022 11:07 PM |
Not me but my Husband has a shirt that says; don't argue with your Wife, dicker. He got it at some flea market. He hasn't worn it since the 90's.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 26, 2022 12:04 AM |
[quote] I own a tank top with an illustration of Whoopi Goldberg as Guinan, which says "Picard, you in danger girl!"
Can you provide a link to this?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 26, 2022 12:08 AM |
I used to own some opera slippers with grosgrain ribbon.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 26, 2022 12:17 AM |
I have a coffee cup that says,
"Be a Man, Girl!"
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 26, 2022 12:18 AM |
The beautiful jeweled butt plug that my Daddy gave me...
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 26, 2022 12:20 AM |
[quote]Can you provide a link to this?
For research purposes only.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 21 | November 26, 2022 12:42 AM |
[quote]I have a coffee cup that says,
[quote]"Be a Man, Girl!"
I have one with caricatures of Blanche and Rose dressed as nuns which say "We're Collecting Lingerie for Needy, Sexy People"
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 26, 2022 12:45 AM |
R10 I like how they scribbled out the nipple, not!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 26, 2022 1:05 AM |
My jockstrap, because you know.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 26, 2022 1:05 AM |
My straight sister begs me to wear something other than hiking boots or bovver boots out of the house. Haven't worn a heel or a femme shoe since highschool (because that was the uniform for girls).
Actually I don't have anything against femme footwear and wouldn't actually mind wearing some, just that I feel so awkward in them and also don't really have nice pretty feminine clothes to pair with. So.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 27, 2022 1:44 AM |
Shoes - I’m living through fashion repeats and I know what to buy this time around.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 27, 2022 1:52 AM |
My “Dorothy in the streets, Blanche in the sheets” T-shirt.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 27, 2022 1:52 AM |
R27, do you also wear flannel or fleece?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 27, 2022 2:00 AM |
I'll be wearing this for Christmas
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 33 | November 27, 2022 2:04 AM |
R32 not all the time but often enough to be the lesbian cliche, yeah. I am shamefaced.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 27, 2022 2:04 AM |
Green python skin Gucci horsebit loafers. Not quite caftan-gay, but close.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 27, 2022 2:10 AM |
No reason to be ashamed, R34. Go full out and get a cane!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 27, 2022 2:11 AM |
I have red velvet Prada slippers that I got during the papacy of His Holiness Benedict XVI, now Pope Emeritus.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 27, 2022 2:12 AM |
I used to wear string tanks like these at the gym. I didn't mind showing off my chest. I knew the straight guys weren't interested, they wore similar tanks as well. But you knew a gay man when he entered the gym. His eyes were experiencing nipple-mania.
I enjoyed it while it lasted, about twenty years ago....
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 38 | November 27, 2022 2:12 AM |
A shirt that says Trump Can Grab My Mussy
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 27, 2022 2:14 AM |
I meant to post this picture in r28. I consider the one attached to that post an unintended bonus.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | November 27, 2022 2:15 AM |
According to Datalounge, this, since pink shirts are allegedly gay.
Here I'd spent the past three decades thinking they were preppy.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 42 | November 27, 2022 2:16 AM |
R42 they are preppy first and foremost, I believe.
Iirc in the Gossip Girl light novels, at least a couple of the wealthy male lead characters tended to wear button-ups and dress shirts in colours like lilac and pink, especially Chuck Bass. They see it as refined.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 27, 2022 2:20 AM |
A wide array of fashionable scarves.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 27, 2022 2:37 AM |
[quote]My “Dorothy in the streets, Blanche in the sheets” T-shirt.
I also have one of those.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 27, 2022 2:39 AM |
So VoTN, you’re a big Golden Girls fan? I didn’t picture that all these years.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 27, 2022 2:40 AM |
Oh, come one, I'd have to handle over my DL membership if I didn't like the Golden Girls.
Hell, there's a GG pop up restaurant that's about to open, and they have Genurkenflurgen on the menu. I'm absolutely going to that.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 27, 2022 2:45 AM |
OMG, they even have Edgar Allen Poe-tatoes on the menu.
Which one of you bitches is behind this?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 50 | November 27, 2022 2:47 AM |
My Turbo Monster Dildo has a big blonde pony tail festooning perkily from the display end.
That counts as clothing, doesn't it?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 27, 2022 2:55 AM |
There’s also a relaxed-fit, Golden Girls howling at the mystical moon T-shirt that’s ideal for lesbians:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 52 | November 27, 2022 4:25 AM |
Back in the 80s, I wore a pink shirt with dark green or black pants, R42. Also a purple shirt with tan khakis. I still wear the combinations. I like how the colors contrast with each other.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 27, 2022 9:15 AM |
I wear a guaze-y shirt to the clubs sometimes. I work out and you can see the results underneath it. Showing nipple is not a problem for me.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 27, 2022 9:18 AM |
This look drives me wild.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 57 | November 27, 2022 9:21 AM |
A double breasted Anderson & Sheppard bespoke suit that doesn't fit. I bought Savile Row suits (as well as some bespoke Austrian and Italian suits) when I was flush with cash in the early oughts and still had a great body. I gave away most in 2015 as my body finally aged. I don't have the lifestyle. I kept this one for nostalgia. I'm 2023 I'm doing another dump - getting rid of as many nostalgia items as I can bear.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 27, 2022 10:30 AM |
A sweater my mother knitted for me.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 27, 2022 10:34 AM |
More Waldorf than gay (I want to see the Venn diagram on that.): botanical dyed silk scarf, hand felted slippers, lots of knitwear in vegetable dyed wool, that I dyed myself.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 27, 2022 12:42 PM |
Cha Cha heels, black ones.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 27, 2022 1:30 PM |
I love that there are people like R43 on Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 27, 2022 1:47 PM |
Thank you, R43 at R63. Love is everything, isn't it?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 27, 2022 2:21 PM |
The articles of clothing weren’t born gay…it’s their surroundings (place and time) that make them gay.
I have many articles of clothing I save for vacations.
I would say my red Tods loafers confuse straight people so I only wear them at resorts where they rarely attract a second glance.
The use of pink in anything other than an Oxford cloth shirt has a similar effect. If I wear a pink polo in my neighborhood I get close to a “I will bash you” vibe so I save the pink and lilac polos for limited use.
My first week at college decades ago someone from the jock table (in the dining hall) called me over and said “Are those black socks? (I was wearing thick black socks with keds.) “You either wear white socks or no socks. Unless you’re a faggot.”
No one in my (New York) high school had given a shit about black socks. In fact, in high school, I had pushed the envelope pretty far in terms of sartorial choices. College (Connecticut) was a step back.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 27, 2022 3:02 PM |
My bright yellow pants.
My bright pink pants.
My Pirate Shirt from International Male.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 27, 2022 3:08 PM |
[quote] botanical dyed silk scarf, hand felted slippers, lots of knitwear in vegetable dyed wool, that I dyed myself.
Kaspar-Hauser are you a lesbian drama teacher?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 27, 2022 3:35 PM |
I want to sit next to R66 (if there is room).
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 27, 2022 4:51 PM |
These in black which I only wear on special occasions.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 69 | November 27, 2022 4:58 PM |
A tank top with a flamingo waving a rainbow flag.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 27, 2022 5:07 PM |
R69 maybe this is wrong so forgive my ignorance (am not a danseur), but; isn’t pointe only really able to be done properly by females, because of the centre of gravity and bone density/muscle mass?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 27, 2022 5:14 PM |
R68
I'm not sure what you mean by 'if there is room', but I AM very thin so there is room. In that manner.
Come sit...
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 27, 2022 5:18 PM |
[quote] “You either wear white socks or no socks. Unless you’re a faggot.”
Also: man with an earring in his left ear is straight; right ear, gay.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 27, 2022 5:22 PM |
I have jock straps and mesh boxer briefs.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 27, 2022 5:26 PM |
So many questions R65
* What corner of Darkest Flyoverstan do you live in that people think wearing a pink or lavender polo shirt is akin to wearing an "Gay Groomer" t-shirt?
* What year was the black socks thing? I grew up in NYC -- graduated HS in 03 and no one thought about socks - I guess the Seinfeld white sneaker thing was over so everyone wore black socks and black or brightly colored sneakers. White socks would have been odd unless you were playing tennis. Still, I'd never heard that was a thing or that going sockless was a sexual preference indicator either.
Are these state schools/commuter schools?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 27, 2022 6:07 PM |
No homo white socks were definitely a thing among West Coast 90s teens.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 27, 2022 10:46 PM |
r71 Most point is done by women, but some classical roles have men on pointe. Ballet Trocadero is a world class professional company where only men do all the roles, both male and female roles. They are amazing and funny.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 78 | November 28, 2022 1:47 AM |
Pastel argyle long-sleeved sweater with matching socks.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 28, 2022 2:19 AM |
I guess everything since it's all men's wear and I'm not a man?
I have nothing against women's wear, I just feel super exposed in them and I like to be very much so covered. I like to walk around like I'm in a giant hug all day.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 28, 2022 2:32 AM |
I have scarves and pieces of antique costume jewelry, but these are probably the gayest. I ordered them in silver, for an upcoming Valentine's Day look based on Oz's own Tin Man.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 82 | November 28, 2022 2:52 AM |
Decades ago, I purchased a really puffy and oversized sweatshirt that had 101 Dalmatians all over it. Hideous. Bought it at Sears.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 28, 2022 3:04 AM |
Native West Virginian at R82, do you have a heart?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 28, 2022 4:25 AM |
On socials my Zillennial sister is showing off these gothic stacked BDSMesque platform boots she got for Xmas from her bf, and my Mom asked me if there was anything she needed to tell us🙄
Mother *I’m* the goldstar of this family. Sis has been happily riding Arab dick for the last five years. Straight people too often conflate kink with homosexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 1, 2022 2:20 PM |
My pearl necklace, inherited from my grandmother.
Looks lovely hanging over a shirt and tie.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 1, 2022 2:34 PM |
I have a T shirt that says Glenn Close and another that says Sigourney Weaver. Now I just need one that says Julianne Moore … seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 1, 2022 2:53 PM |
[quote]Caftans don't count.
BITCH
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 1, 2022 2:56 PM |
A tank top with Bugs Bunny dressed as an opera diva on top of a huge white horse with the caption "OPULENCE"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 89 | December 1, 2022 4:07 PM |
Dataloungers will be pleased to know that r82's pants go up to size 2X!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 1, 2022 4:08 PM |
I inherited a hand-painted denim jacket with a huge portrait of Elizabeth Taylor on the back, and smaller portraits of all her husbands down both sleeves of the jacket. Burton on twice, first is not bad looking, the second quite haggard.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 1, 2022 4:13 PM |
A never worn "Priscilla Queen Of The Desert" 1994 movie T Shirt
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 92 | December 1, 2022 4:36 PM |
None look gay, because I'm black.
But put a white dude in any of it....
Gurl!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 1, 2022 4:54 PM |
I got this advertised on Facebook today and bought it immediately.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 95 | December 1, 2022 6:28 PM |
[quote] "Dataloungers will be pleased to know that [R82]'s pants go up to size 2X!"
Ha! They do, R90. Mine have a slim 30 inch waist. And because I'm a shorty...an inseam to match. I had to lose thirty-five pounds to get back down to that 30 inches, so I can't wait to wear them.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 1, 2022 7:45 PM |
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