Christian McCafferys GQ photoshoot is the stuff of your football fantasies

Publish date: 2024-04-10

There’s a new profile of Christian McCaffery in GQ this month, and the photos. The photos. My goodness, the photos. Instead of just telling you what these are, I’m going to show you — so you can enjoy while I’m picking my jaw up off the floor.

Okay, so obviously the Panthers’ running back is a very attractive man. That’s not why I’m struggling to articulate my feelings on this. McCaffery looks like a gigolo working for a high-class escort service and posing for their brochure. No, maybe it’s more like a prince from an obscure 1950s European country, destined to marry a movie starlet. There are also levels to each photo, which I just love — so let’s give these some quick captions so you can get back to your day.

I’m going to wager that McCaffery’s Calvin Klein briefs cost more than this Target chair.

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by Anonymousreply 94October 9, 2020 12:53 PM

It's a cross between Christopher Isherwood and Blueboy Magazine.

by Anonymousreply 2September 18, 2020 3:27 AM

He's very young and sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 3September 18, 2020 3:35 AM

I went to high school with his dad. That's all I got.

by Anonymousreply 4September 18, 2020 3:36 AM

Can't fake that level of sexy. I like.

by Anonymousreply 8September 18, 2020 3:39 AM

Sex on a stick. He reminds me of Sean Avery.

by Anonymousreply 11September 18, 2020 3:42 AM

He's great looking but the photos are certainly editorialized.

I mean, come on! Has a twenty-four year old ever even seen a landline phone?

by Anonymousreply 12September 18, 2020 3:43 AM

Uhm. It's a photo shoot for a magazine R12. VANITY FAIR. I doubt he wears those fruity gay loafers in real life either. But he knows how to position himself. Wowza.

by Anonymousreply 13September 18, 2020 3:45 AM

Some additional pics in this post:

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by Anonymousreply 14September 18, 2020 5:36 AM

Perfection. He and/or his advisors really know what they're doing. I'd like them to manage my finances.

by Anonymousreply 15September 18, 2020 5:48 AM

He does absolutely nothing for me. More for you guys.

by Anonymousreply 16September 18, 2020 5:52 AM

It's clear that he longs to part his thighs for the camera - and for Daddy.

by Anonymousreply 17September 18, 2020 6:04 AM

Vanity Fair should have hired the photographer who captured R10's pic.

by Anonymousreply 18September 18, 2020 6:24 AM

He’s a handsome and strapping fellow.

by Anonymousreply 19September 18, 2020 6:24 AM

These photos are totally meh! Couldn’t they be more imaginative? What’s up with those stupid hats? And the stupid chair? Really amateur photos IMHO.

by Anonymousreply 20September 18, 2020 6:32 AM

He's got the Aryan Youth thing down pat. There's usually a market for that.

by Anonymousreply 21September 18, 2020 6:38 AM

Hot, but that hair is that of someone who will be going bald.... and soon.

by Anonymousreply 22September 18, 2020 6:39 AM

Yawn, AWG

I am not even going to ignoredar you.

by Anonymousreply 24September 18, 2020 6:48 AM

Profoundly unattractive. Huge overlap of "this-guy-lovers / Timmy-haters."

by Anonymousreply 25September 18, 2020 7:03 AM

He looks like rough trade that's been washed and polished. There's a market for that, I'm sure.

The dumb jock thing just doesn't work for me personally.

by Anonymousreply 26September 18, 2020 9:15 AM

It's GQ, you fucking illiterates!

by Anonymousreply 27September 18, 2020 11:46 AM

He's gorgeous. Thanks for this OP, this is my first introduction to him. I love this shot.

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by Anonymousreply 28September 18, 2020 1:07 PM

Dime a dozen when I was in college.

by Anonymousreply 30September 18, 2020 3:33 PM

The writer’s comments are fucking hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 31September 18, 2020 3:47 PM

Those are some nice legs and ass.

by Anonymousreply 33September 18, 2020 3:58 PM

White running backs have swag

by Anonymousreply 34September 18, 2020 4:03 PM

Can his straight fans look at these, or will they induce panic?

by Anonymousreply 36September 18, 2020 4:53 PM

Those photos are very homoerotic. A pink neckerchief and lilac robe?

He is very handsome, though; however, he's not going to age well. Blondes never do.

He better enjoy his youth because right now he's at the pinnacle of his beauty.

by Anonymousreply 37September 18, 2020 5:00 PM

R6 's picture looks like a gay man hanging out on the verandah at The Breakers

by Anonymousreply 38September 18, 2020 5:21 PM

A man with a skull like that is not a dime a dozen anywhere. His jawline, chin, nose, lips, ears, length of neck and gorgeous forehead/brow contour and proportion are pretty close to human perfection. His body is not overly developed, he's got great arms and legs and round ASS on him though. And the dude exudes horniness. None of this is projection on my part, because he's not my type. But I could spend a few days getting over that.

by Anonymousreply 39September 18, 2020 5:59 PM

If you're going to start a thread on someone, at least try to spell his name correctly. McCAFFREY.

by Anonymousreply 40September 18, 2020 6:01 PM

[quote] Profoundly unattractive. Huge overlap of "this-guy-lovers / Timmy-haters."

I hate this guy and I hate Timothy Chalamet. In fact I cannot decide which one I hate more.

by Anonymousreply 41September 18, 2020 6:04 PM

Well, he sure was gussied up to look like a high-class whore.

by Anonymousreply 42September 18, 2020 6:05 PM

I question his commitment to the heterosexual lifestyle.

by Anonymousreply 43September 18, 2020 6:07 PM

He’s not as big and buff here as he usually is. He is normally stacked

by Anonymousreply 44September 19, 2020 10:46 AM

Insanely hot. All American Perfection. I want to lick his hole for hours and then for him to fuck me hard and deposit a load inside me.

by Anonymousreply 46September 19, 2020 1:05 PM

Christ, you bitches have shitty taste in men.

by Anonymousreply 47September 19, 2020 1:29 PM

He looks Republican, in addition to his other flaws.

by Anonymousreply 48September 19, 2020 1:41 PM

He just does not do a thing for me and i like the football players. I don't care for Gronkowski , either.

by Anonymousreply 49September 19, 2020 1:45 PM

Yeah the photographer knew what she was doing. It’s a woman so the sexiness is there but not overt. He does look like an old school gigolo in a brochure which is fine by me. Plus I love guys who can pull off “classic” sexiness.

by Anonymousreply 50September 19, 2020 2:03 PM

[quote] He just does not do a thing for me and i like the football players. I don't care for Gronkowski , either.

This guy is sexy as hell. When I see him on the field I can’t take my eyes off of him. But I agree with you on Gronk. He doesn’t do anything for me either.

by Anonymousreply 51September 19, 2020 2:12 PM

The only people less likely to give me an erection are Eeyore the Donkey, Ellen DeGeneres, and Shelley Winters in A Place in the Sun.

by Anonymousreply 52September 19, 2020 2:22 PM

He does absolutely nothing for me. I don’t think he has a nice face at all, actually

by Anonymousreply 53September 19, 2020 2:40 PM

I'd climb Gronk without a net.

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by Anonymousreply 56September 19, 2020 2:57 PM

He's generic. And the negligible amount of muscle tone doesn't make any difference.

by Anonymousreply 57September 19, 2020 2:58 PM

They should have used that face then, r55.

by Anonymousreply 58September 19, 2020 3:01 PM

I don’t find him all that hot. And I like conventional looking guys, but he looks like something made in a lab. Not my thing.

by Anonymousreply 59September 19, 2020 3:10 PM

those pics with his gf were hotter.

by Anonymousreply 62September 19, 2020 3:26 PM

Is cutting off the model’s feet in photos a thing now? And why can’t the photographer get the horizons straight?

by Anonymousreply 63September 19, 2020 3:31 PM

[quote]and the photos. The photos. My goodness, the photos

[quote]so you can enjoy while I’m picking my jaw up off the floor

[quote]That’s not why I’m struggling to articulate my feelings on this

[quote]maybe it’s more like a prince from an obscure 1950s European country, destined to marry a movie starlet

There are also levels to each photo, which I just love

GOD, you're such a pussy, OP.

by Anonymousreply 66September 19, 2020 3:40 PM

R66, do you not realize OP is verbatim quoting an SB Nation article?????!!! Duh

by Anonymousreply 67September 19, 2020 3:43 PM

He's a Gemini. You just know he lies a lot.

by Anonymousreply 69September 19, 2020 3:47 PM

Does he even know how to smile?

by Anonymousreply 70September 19, 2020 3:48 PM

He’s not a smiler, like most guys today. It’s part of the bravado

by Anonymousreply 71September 19, 2020 3:49 PM

[quote]It’s part of the bravado

Christ on a fucking crutch.

by Anonymousreply 72September 19, 2020 3:50 PM

R72, don’t be vile and blasphemous.

by Anonymousreply 73September 19, 2020 3:51 PM

Gronk belongs in Tebow's bed - and in his ass, fucking him unconscious on a daily basis.

by Anonymousreply 74September 19, 2020 4:10 PM

^^^ I'm sure I agree. I blocked that poster long ago for some other reason.

by Anonymousreply 75September 19, 2020 5:52 PM

50 years ago and he would have been in the Bob Mizer Photography collection.

by Anonymousreply 76September 19, 2020 6:13 PM

For a blond, this guy is very hot. Handsome chiseled face unlike Gronk with his puffy peasant look

by Anonymousreply 77September 19, 2020 6:24 PM

That's called being Polish, r77.

by Anonymousreply 78September 19, 2020 6:29 PM

Yeah I get that, R78. I’m one-quarter polish, and I don’t find the look attractive.

by Anonymousreply 79September 19, 2020 6:35 PM

Eat my goddamn ass, R73. You want piety, fucking go a goddamn church.

by Anonymousreply 80September 19, 2020 9:21 PM

I’d like some piety, r80. Preferably pumpkin if you have it.

by Anonymousreply 81September 19, 2020 9:23 PM

i'm ready for sheetz winter blend coffee...it's good!

by Anonymousreply 82September 19, 2020 9:25 PM

R76 They call me Bob Mizeerrrr, whatever I touch Gets naked under my clutch I pay them such *dancing chorus*

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by Anonymousreply 84September 19, 2020 11:52 PM

I care, R64 and R65! It’s GQ for god’s sake and they hired a shitty photographer.

And you can drop the dude crap, nobody believes that you’re butch Miss Thing.

by Anonymousreply 85September 20, 2020 12:18 AM

R64's a frau cunt. Nobody else would use the word dude and think they're cool.

by Anonymousreply 87September 20, 2020 1:08 AM

Christian McCaffrey sidelined by ankle injury

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by Anonymousreply 88September 21, 2020 12:52 AM

R88 He can put his ankles in the air while he recovers.

by Anonymousreply 89September 21, 2020 3:26 AM

His teammates will rib him for such thirsty thotness.

by Anonymousreply 91October 9, 2020 12:03 PM

Are they all glistening thirst thots now? I suppose that's possible.

by Anonymousreply 93October 9, 2020 12:09 PM

R93, are you typing from 1993, or just not into current athletes and sports?

by Anonymousreply 94October 9, 2020 12:53 PM

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