Christian McCafferys GQ photoshoot is the stuff of your football fantasies
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There’s a new profile of Christian McCaffery in GQ this month, and the photos. The photos. My goodness, the photos. Instead of just telling you what these are, I’m going to show you — so you can enjoy while I’m picking my jaw up off the floor.
Okay, so obviously the Panthers’ running back is a very attractive man. That’s not why I’m struggling to articulate my feelings on this. McCaffery looks like a gigolo working for a high-class escort service and posing for their brochure. No, maybe it’s more like a prince from an obscure 1950s European country, destined to marry a movie starlet. There are also levels to each photo, which I just love — so let’s give these some quick captions so you can get back to your day.
I’m going to wager that McCaffery’s Calvin Klein briefs cost more than this Target chair.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 94 | October 9, 2020 12:53 PM |
It's a cross between Christopher Isherwood and Blueboy Magazine.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 18, 2020 3:27 AM |
He's very young and sexy.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 3 | September 18, 2020 3:35 AM |
I went to high school with his dad. That's all I got.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 18, 2020 3:36 AM |
Can't fake that level of sexy. I like.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 18, 2020 3:39 AM |
Sex on a stick. He reminds me of Sean Avery.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 18, 2020 3:42 AM |
He's great looking but the photos are certainly editorialized.
I mean, come on! Has a twenty-four year old ever even seen a landline phone?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 18, 2020 3:43 AM |
Uhm. It's a photo shoot for a magazine R12. VANITY FAIR. I doubt he wears those fruity gay loafers in real life either. But he knows how to position himself. Wowza.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 18, 2020 3:45 AM |
Some additional pics in this post:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | September 18, 2020 5:36 AM |
Perfection. He and/or his advisors really know what they're doing. I'd like them to manage my finances.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 18, 2020 5:48 AM |
He does absolutely nothing for me. More for you guys.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 18, 2020 5:52 AM |
It's clear that he longs to part his thighs for the camera - and for Daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 18, 2020 6:04 AM |
Vanity Fair should have hired the photographer who captured R10's pic.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 18, 2020 6:24 AM |
He’s a handsome and strapping fellow.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 18, 2020 6:24 AM |
These photos are totally meh! Couldn’t they be more imaginative? What’s up with those stupid hats? And the stupid chair? Really amateur photos IMHO.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 18, 2020 6:32 AM |
He's got the Aryan Youth thing down pat. There's usually a market for that.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 18, 2020 6:38 AM |
Hot, but that hair is that of someone who will be going bald.... and soon.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 18, 2020 6:39 AM |
Yawn, AWG
I am not even going to ignoredar you.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 18, 2020 6:48 AM |
Profoundly unattractive. Huge overlap of "this-guy-lovers / Timmy-haters."
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 18, 2020 7:03 AM |
He looks like rough trade that's been washed and polished. There's a market for that, I'm sure.
The dumb jock thing just doesn't work for me personally.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 18, 2020 9:15 AM |
It's GQ, you fucking illiterates!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 18, 2020 11:46 AM |
He's gorgeous. Thanks for this OP, this is my first introduction to him. I love this shot.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | September 18, 2020 1:07 PM |
Dime a dozen when I was in college.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 18, 2020 3:33 PM |
The writer’s comments are fucking hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 18, 2020 3:47 PM |
Those are some nice legs and ass.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 18, 2020 3:58 PM |
White running backs have swag
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 18, 2020 4:03 PM |
Can his straight fans look at these, or will they induce panic?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 18, 2020 4:53 PM |
Those photos are very homoerotic. A pink neckerchief and lilac robe?
He is very handsome, though; however, he's not going to age well. Blondes never do.
He better enjoy his youth because right now he's at the pinnacle of his beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 18, 2020 5:00 PM |
R6 's picture looks like a gay man hanging out on the verandah at The Breakers
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 18, 2020 5:21 PM |
A man with a skull like that is not a dime a dozen anywhere. His jawline, chin, nose, lips, ears, length of neck and gorgeous forehead/brow contour and proportion are pretty close to human perfection. His body is not overly developed, he's got great arms and legs and round ASS on him though. And the dude exudes horniness. None of this is projection on my part, because he's not my type. But I could spend a few days getting over that.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 18, 2020 5:59 PM |
If you're going to start a thread on someone, at least try to spell his name correctly. McCAFFREY.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 18, 2020 6:01 PM |
[quote] Profoundly unattractive. Huge overlap of "this-guy-lovers / Timmy-haters."
I hate this guy and I hate Timothy Chalamet. In fact I cannot decide which one I hate more.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 18, 2020 6:04 PM |
Well, he sure was gussied up to look like a high-class whore.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 18, 2020 6:05 PM |
I question his commitment to the heterosexual lifestyle.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 18, 2020 6:07 PM |
He’s not as big and buff here as he usually is. He is normally stacked
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 19, 2020 10:46 AM |
Insanely hot. All American Perfection. I want to lick his hole for hours and then for him to fuck me hard and deposit a load inside me.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 19, 2020 1:05 PM |
Christ, you bitches have shitty taste in men.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 19, 2020 1:29 PM |
He looks Republican, in addition to his other flaws.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 19, 2020 1:41 PM |
He just does not do a thing for me and i like the football players. I don't care for Gronkowski , either.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 19, 2020 1:45 PM |
Yeah the photographer knew what she was doing. It’s a woman so the sexiness is there but not overt. He does look like an old school gigolo in a brochure which is fine by me. Plus I love guys who can pull off “classic” sexiness.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 19, 2020 2:03 PM |
[quote] He just does not do a thing for me and i like the football players. I don't care for Gronkowski , either.
This guy is sexy as hell. When I see him on the field I can’t take my eyes off of him. But I agree with you on Gronk. He doesn’t do anything for me either.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 19, 2020 2:12 PM |
The only people less likely to give me an erection are Eeyore the Donkey, Ellen DeGeneres, and Shelley Winters in A Place in the Sun.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 19, 2020 2:22 PM |
He does absolutely nothing for me. I don’t think he has a nice face at all, actually
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 19, 2020 2:40 PM |
I'd climb Gronk without a net.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 56 | September 19, 2020 2:57 PM |
He's generic. And the negligible amount of muscle tone doesn't make any difference.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 19, 2020 2:58 PM |
They should have used that face then, r55.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 19, 2020 3:01 PM |
I don’t find him all that hot. And I like conventional looking guys, but he looks like something made in a lab. Not my thing.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 19, 2020 3:10 PM |
those pics with his gf were hotter.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 19, 2020 3:26 PM |
Is cutting off the model’s feet in photos a thing now? And why can’t the photographer get the horizons straight?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 19, 2020 3:31 PM |
[quote]and the photos. The photos. My goodness, the photos
[quote]so you can enjoy while I’m picking my jaw up off the floor
[quote]That’s not why I’m struggling to articulate my feelings on this
[quote]maybe it’s more like a prince from an obscure 1950s European country, destined to marry a movie starlet
There are also levels to each photo, which I just love
GOD, you're such a pussy, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 19, 2020 3:40 PM |
R66, do you not realize OP is verbatim quoting an SB Nation article?????!!! Duh
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 19, 2020 3:43 PM |
He's a Gemini. You just know he lies a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 19, 2020 3:47 PM |
Does he even know how to smile?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 19, 2020 3:48 PM |
He’s not a smiler, like most guys today. It’s part of the bravado
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 19, 2020 3:49 PM |
[quote]It’s part of the bravado
Christ on a fucking crutch.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 19, 2020 3:50 PM |
R72, don’t be vile and blasphemous.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 19, 2020 3:51 PM |
Gronk belongs in Tebow's bed - and in his ass, fucking him unconscious on a daily basis.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 19, 2020 4:10 PM |
^^^ I'm sure I agree. I blocked that poster long ago for some other reason.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 19, 2020 5:52 PM |
50 years ago and he would have been in the Bob Mizer Photography collection.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 19, 2020 6:13 PM |
For a blond, this guy is very hot. Handsome chiseled face unlike Gronk with his puffy peasant look
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 19, 2020 6:24 PM |
That's called being Polish, r77.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 19, 2020 6:29 PM |
Yeah I get that, R78. I’m one-quarter polish, and I don’t find the look attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 19, 2020 6:35 PM |
Eat my goddamn ass, R73. You want piety, fucking go a goddamn church.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 19, 2020 9:21 PM |
I’d like some piety, r80. Preferably pumpkin if you have it.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 19, 2020 9:23 PM |
i'm ready for sheetz winter blend coffee...it's good!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 19, 2020 9:25 PM |
R76 They call me Bob Mizeerrrr, whatever I touch Gets naked under my clutch I pay them such *dancing chorus*
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 84 | September 19, 2020 11:52 PM |
I care, R64 and R65! It’s GQ for god’s sake and they hired a shitty photographer.
And you can drop the dude crap, nobody believes that you’re butch Miss Thing.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 20, 2020 12:18 AM |
R64's a frau cunt. Nobody else would use the word dude and think they're cool.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 20, 2020 1:08 AM |
Christian McCaffrey sidelined by ankle injury
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 88 | September 21, 2020 12:52 AM |
R88 He can put his ankles in the air while he recovers.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 21, 2020 3:26 AM |
His teammates will rib him for such thirsty thotness.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 9, 2020 12:03 PM |
Are they all glistening thirst thots now? I suppose that's possible.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 9, 2020 12:09 PM |
R93, are you typing from 1993, or just not into current athletes and sports?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 9, 2020 12:53 PM |
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